tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3552563595912989062.post7447201726867705031..comments2023-10-31T19:40:50.882+08:00Comments on Guy With A Blog: My Love Affair With CigarettesGuy With A Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02075473650878693348noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3552563595912989062.post-29684561228701853292011-08-08T21:22:41.901+08:002011-08-08T21:22:41.901+08:00and i thought that my 2-3packs a day was tops. man...and i thought that my 2-3packs a day was tops. man! you went over the edge! im happy for you that were able to kick the habit, because that is what you want. but you really just went over the edge. i never really thought you were were a smoker. i never saw you with one. just like you, i have this love affair with cigarettes. our story is basically the same, but i never stopped. im still deeply in love with her...the cigarettes i mean. you see, she's my other girlfriend. im identified with her. i kiss her first thing in the morning, she's with me the entire day, and try to get more of her just before i sleep. i carry her smell with me wherever i go. i have coffee with her in the morning, accompanies me while i drive and makes my trips enjoyable, and my buddies love her too. she helps me stay sharp while working during unholy hours, and soothes me during my troubles. and as a man, she aides in my need for machismo.<br /><br />as ive elaborated on a lot of positives, of course she has her negative traits too. she wears me down when i use her a lot. she's expensive to maintain. some of my girl-friends dont like her smell and dont like her around at all. my car, my room, my shirt smells of her and some people dont like it. she's a bit messy sometimes and usually leaves mess inside the car whenever i use her there. and now im being restricted from having her just about anywhere anymore. <br /><br />that is what my cigarette means to me. i know she will love me to death someday soon, but i dont care. im happy with her. i have no plans of ending our romance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3552563595912989062.post-30984394102471762432011-08-08T18:40:29.244+08:002011-08-08T18:40:29.244+08:00Ganon!!!??? You're looking for another addict...Ganon!!!??? You're looking for another addiction????Arthurnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3552563595912989062.post-51633453683894321442011-08-08T15:50:32.411+08:002011-08-08T15:50:32.411+08:00Let's check the options shall we?
1. Sex -- bu...Let's check the options shall we?<br />1. Sex -- but you need money for this.<br />2. Food -- you still need money for this.<br />3. Alcohol -- same as above.<br />4. Gadgets -- still need money<br />5. Work -- where you make money<br /><br />Therefore, new addiction = money :)Den Limhttp://tatuking.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.com