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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Notes On The Gaga Protest

The anti-Christ is supposed to be cute and cuddly?
(Courtesy of fashionisstupid.com)


(1) Are you aware that the Philippines is a democratic country?
   
     - Yes, they drilled that to us in Social Studies. And I vote, so, yes.
     - No. Only on paper. In reality, we are a theocracy. Sssh.
     - YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN?!? YOU MUST BE BURNED!!!

These must be the strings of hell?
(Courtesy of diyfashion.about.com)

(2) People are free to choose their religion in the Philippines. Agree?


     - Yes. It's part of democracy. Also the reason we have action stars for senators.
     - No. If you're not Christian, you have to convert. If you don't, your civil rights will be revoked.
     - THERE IS NO DISCUSSION!!! YOU WILL BE PUT TO DEATH, UNBELIEVER!!!

The look that makes people satanic?
(Courtesy of musictitans.com)

(3) How has Lady Gaga affected your life?


     - I don't like her music. But that also means I don't give her money. Or attention.
     - Those costumes, that hair, those dancers...abnormal. She must be mental.
     - SHE IS THE DEVIL'S LOVE CHILD WITH THE HARLOT!!! DEATH!!!!!!

You still think she's innocent?
(Courtesy of diyfashion.about.com)

(4) If you could say one thing to Lady Gaga...
     
     - It's cool that you lobby against bullying. I don't have to download your tunes, do I?
     - Do you know that membership in our fellowship is only 1,000 pesos a month?
     - CHILD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!! YOU ARE EVIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!

She killed animals for her clothes!?!
(Courtesy of parentdish.com)

(5) What is your reason for wanting to ban her from performing here?


     - I don't. I told you, I don't care for her music. I like the Kermit costume though.
     - Years of guidance/indoctrination will be undone with one song of hers! Hello!
     - WE WILL STAB YOU WITH THORNS BEFORE YOU STEP ON OUR SOIL!!!

Foreign manananggal?
(Courtesy of jennyhow.com)

(6) Are you saying that she has more influence than your deity...she's more powerful?


     - Kulit ha. (So repetitive.)
     - It's a slippery slope. One song, OK. Two songs, danger. The whole album, my child is a satanist!
     - WE BACKMASKED YOUR DIGITAL FILES!!!!! YOU FILTHY DEMON!!!!!!!!

Need we say more?
(Courtesy of idolator.com)

(7) How does she compare with Madonna?


     - She has some catching up to do with Madge. But she's racking up points. I'm not interested ha.
     - They dress in almost nothing, therefore they must have been sexually active at 9 onwards.
     - FIE! YOU DARE SAY THAT OTHER NAME!!!! WE WILL TEAR YOU APART!!!!!

The princess of the underworld?
(Courtesy of izismile.com)

(8) How does she offend your religion?


     - How can something I don't pay attention to bother me? Duh.
     - She isn't Christian. Everyone should be. That is true freedom, when no one has a choice.
     - JUDAS' CONSORT!!! DESPICABLE HOMOSEXUAL ENABLER!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!

This is what she will wear in the underworld?
(Courtesy of wihu.net)

(9) Isn't what you're doing an infringement of the rights of others who don't share your beliefs?


     - Obviously. You do know I read books, yes?
     - No. God's law is supreme...Free Will? No, I don't believe that. Only God's will.
     - YOUR FORKED TONGUE IS HONEY ON A RAZOR!!!! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

The scepter is the proof?
(Courtesy of starpulse.com)

(10) If your deity is all-powerful, wouldn't it be simpler to zap Gaga into smithereens?


       - Which deity? There are thousands.
       - It is according to his plan. We filed a case, all part of his plan. We march, part of his plan.
       - YOU DISGUSTING UNBELIEVER!!! DE CROSS!!!! DE CROSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Evil has to bathe?
(Courtesy of digitaljournal.com)

7 comments:

  1. liza here...finally, i got to your blog haha! saw this bit in the news my mom was watching. people can be so stupid talaga. i hate those hypocritical idiots.

    btw you're right, i love her! born this way lyrics was genius.

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    1. There is a boatload of protesters who will dispute the "genius" claim and replace it with "demonic" LOL

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  2. "How can something I don't pay attention to bother me? Duh." <-- You are extremely right about this and this is how I feel about the Lady Gaga issue too.

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    1. How I wish more people thought like you. And by "more people" I mean the protesters who have nothing better to do with their time.

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  3. Holy shiiiit this made me laugh. Wicked sense of humor you got there, man. I feel exactly the same way about Lady Gaga. Those hypocrites should just use their time on something more worthwhile. World peace perhaps? LOL

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  4. I actually disagree with your take on Lady Gaga. While I have nothing against her as a person (because I obviously do not know her personally), the symbols she employs in her music, performances, and her music videos are somewhat disturbing. Before you gloss over an issue that has deeper roots, maybe you should read more about the side you are against. Just a thought.
    Check out http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/lady-gaga-the-illuminati-puppet/
    While some points might seem a little bit out there, it does make you think twice.

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  5. The only Lady Gaga I know is the Lady Gago in the senate... 'yung mukhang possessed by evil spirits. LOL.

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